An open letter to a fellow student:
Dear Person who read Three Modes of Southern Fiction at the Glasgow Uni library before I did,
WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CUT OUT PAGES 55-70 WITH WHAT APPEAR TO BE SCISSORS? WHO DOES THIS? ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED? ARE YOU JUST CRUEL? DID WILLIAM FAULKNER BAD-TOUCH YOU WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?
SOME OF US NEED THAT BOOK, AND YOU, JERKFACE, HAD TO DAMAGE THE ONLY COPY AVAILABLE. I HOPE YOU FAIL ALL YOUR COURSES AND CONTRACT SOMETHING VERY BURNY AND ITCHY DOWN IN THE GROINAL REGION.
Not love,
Me
Seriously. WTF.
WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CUT OUT PAGES 55-70 WITH WHAT APPEAR TO BE SCISSORS? WHO DOES THIS? ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED? ARE YOU JUST CRUEL? DID WILLIAM FAULKNER BAD-TOUCH YOU WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?
SOME OF US NEED THAT BOOK, AND YOU, JERKFACE, HAD TO DAMAGE THE ONLY COPY AVAILABLE. I HOPE YOU FAIL ALL YOUR COURSES AND CONTRACT SOMETHING VERY BURNY AND ITCHY DOWN IN THE GROINAL REGION.
Not love,
Me
Seriously. WTF.
posted by Genevieve @ 10:58 AM
1 Comments
1 Comments:
Thanks for the smile...sorry you got the short end of the book.
Watch Amy Poehler's Sarah Palin rap on SNL if you haven't...I am gonna be REAL disappointed if things don't work out the way they are predicting. Must stake out some good Continental real estate...
Can't wait to see you in December.
Love,
H
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